Arthur Miller's Ode to Harper's Nuts

Harper's Nuts

Got that feeling in your gut?
Wanna feel just like King Tut?
Get on up and off your butt!
Why not try a Harper's Nut?

Wanna rank above the cut?
Five below par at put-put?
Wanna live in Pizza Hut?
Go to the party in Eyes Wide Shut?
Wanna have a ball or what?
Come on, have a Harper's Nut!

It makes the little doves go "coo!"
Good for sheep, sharks or for shrew.
Apes like nuts and lemurs too.
Come and feed them at the zoo.
Not for others, but for you!
Try a Harper's Nut or Two!

**Unrelated**
This morning I sat down and had a black cup of coffee and a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and milk. I finished the cereal and then put two spoonfuls of cinnamony milk in the coffee. Wow!

The Midnight Cake Delivery

My house is made of milestones,
I heard a beggar say.
He never heard of traffic cones
As sure as night is day.

If he would wonder into town
And later wonder out,
Then he would smile on a frown
And laugh at every pout.

His daddy had a little dog.
He loved that thing all up.
It never danced when there was fog
Or drank his master’s cup.

The beggar grew up hot in May
And chilly in November.
And what’d he do on Saturday?
He couldn’t quite remember

The Time Machine

His friends call him Seany. He's known to throw a fish back if it's too scrawny.

Went to the future the other day. It wasn't bad, the shrimp was cheaper but it rained most of the time. The Morlocks are fun to party with. Sean was married to Leanna Eisnaugle and they were also both evil demons. Good times!

From Jayavarman II to his Beautiful and Mysterious Love (Ca. 836 AD)

I had a car and named it blue

The paint chipped off and I gave it to you

The seatbelts tangled and the handles rusted

You were the only girl I trusted

Eight days a weak my mind is taught

And full of bullets already shot

But there was a time of other plains

Of swallowed stars and bangerangs

A time when thinking made me glad

And I only poured my drinks a tad

The days shimmied in summer of the year

Now down the trail and nowhere near

I long for the time when I required

Now, I’m either asleep or tired

Now the dust collects unswept

Now my logic is inept

Now it doesn’t matter much

That there was a time you were my crutch

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How wide and deep the island was gave a false impression of the kingdom’s immensity, an immensity about things other than geographical size. It was three miles by one mile, bordered by jagged rocks and a green restless sea.

Diamond forging halabuloo beaters half full galavant bi-corsican bi-nigerian
Mono-jalapeno dig popper half-valued half-jenkem pre-storage post-familiar twice-annualed forever-bidden pro-foraging half-anti anti- pre-storage-ism-tearing-oomycetes
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feeding-di-opti-half-quarter-spitting-anti-clausing-post-paraphrasing-
post-necessary-post-yearly-pre-hoursly-anti-groggy-anti-post-itchy-
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me-stop now

Whoa Daddy!!!

Figures that a crab-addled junior to the firm can’t
Remember to tie his tennies
Take one for the meat,
The blessed princess teat
The bluey marble concrete
Sagging frost from every corner
Taking candy from a forlorn lore-mourner
As easy as blowing the bowing horner
A seeker of neither party gore nor
Take-care centered letter whores
But correct itching methods and better purrs
For finally gaging to meet her purse
Like a scorpion vibrating against its shell,
I rattle and roll for goo