
Five things i learned this week.
Dubs
1-Sympathize is spelled with a “z.”
2-my penis has an eight inch range of lengths.
3-The lack of humility before nature being displayed here staggers me.
4-Sometimes the most comfortable looking shoes aren’t that comfortable.
5-Women don't like to be called "fuckface"
Dirt
1- you always have the most confusing dreams while you should be at work.
2-never trust the Minnesota Vikings with a young man's heart.
3-if someone doesnt like you, theres something wrong with them.
4- being an asshole isnt as bad as being dishonest. (sometimes the same thing)
5-Woman don't like being called "fuckface"
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