
i want you to stay
we don't get nearer or further or closer than a country mile
we don't make eye contact when we have run-ins in town
give it to me, you know what I'm talking of
- Hank Williams, Mott the Hoople, & TV On The Radio
I want you inside me.
- Michael Showalter
I have a dream that all my people gonna get high.
- MLK Jr., Sean Williamson Jr.
nevermind the bullocks. here's the sex pistols.
- Prime Minister Georgia O'Keefe
I won't be what stands between you and the best anal sex of your life.
- Me, to myself
Allow your inner child to arouse your penis.
- Lao Tzu
Did you get it? Wasn't that funny? What I said was "Allow your inner child to arouse your penis." Funny, right? Yeah, I thought so.
- Me
The tension is so thick in here, you could cut it with a dildo.
- Sean Williamson Sr., Former Prostitute Margaret Thatcher
What's that smell? Who miscarried in here?
-Haley Mills and her twin sister Haley Mills, in unison.
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