i drove home drunk to get away from you

I ordered a beer

but my brand's keg was cashed

so I lowered my standards

and opened a Blatz.

A hot mama walked in

with eyes both so blue.

I wanted to meet her

'til I realized she was you.

And I know what it is

to have the DUI blues,

but I'll risk a dewey

just to get away from you.

I close one eye

to see one road, not two,

cuz I drove home drunk

just to get away from you.

Now there's puke in my beard

and shit on my shoe.

Last night was bad.

I hope yours was too.

I popped my front tire

and smashed up my grill

and I'm still too drunk

to know how to feel.

I got home zig-zagging

on back country routes

and if I didn't cry for you,

it's cuz I was blacked out.

My brain tastes like whiskey.

My soul wreaks of beer.

I'm staying in to drink tonight

cuz I know you won't be here.

I closed one eye

to see one road, not two

cuz I drove home drunk

just to get away from you.

Yes, I drove home drunk

to just to get a long way from you.