checklist:
have a shot, chit-chat, pat on back, make eyes, do drugs, drive to bar without clear plan on how to get back sans drunk driving, have a drink bought for you, have a shot, another shot, another drink, harass the bartender for buying your drinks, another shot, another drink, flirt, pat on back, smoke, feed your last stray dollars into a jukebox, be surprised by every one of your songs when it plays, another drink, two more drinks, shot, get a drunk ride halfway home, walk other half, vomit
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