1. Once you think you are exceptional your are immediately not. 2. If riding in a cab didnt cost money i would do it all the time, with no destination.
3. Severe sadness is relative to the amount of people making fun of you for crying.
4. Riddng a bike in LA traffic while talking on your cell phone is dangerous and makes you a douche bag.
5. life isnt as cool as drugs would have you believe.
Dirt
1. Being in FAO Schwartz while they remodel is like watching a pornstar give birth.
2. No battle is ever won. They are never even fought.
3. It's unpleasant to have to puke and poo at the same time.
4. The lyrics to "All Along the Watchtower."
5. In Blue Rock, Montana every day is a holiday except for Christmas and you butter your toast on the bottom side.
Bonus thing I learned this week: Black holes are real and they are around every corner.
dubs
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