I am a Buddhist (and that makes me cooler than you)
I am a Buddhist
And that makes me cooler than you.
I don’t worry about my hair
because I get emptiness, and I’m
too busy meditating and pretending
my legs aren’t cramped from
zen lotus position
I don’t care about money
because I am too busy reading
Suzuki Roshi contemplating
my good karma I get from
filling space with philosophical
dharma talk for your benefit.
I get all that dharma i’ve read
but it’s too profound for you
Don’t worry though. Even though
I dwell in elevated realms, I can descend
from the bhumis to enlighten you. My pleasure.